February 2012
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Feb 26th
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While stage managing a sorority pageant rehearsal,...
MC girl: Contestant #5, what's your favorite book to read?
Contestant 5: Well, I don't read, so I don't have one!
MC girl: That's ok, I don't either!
Me: ...
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
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The next generation is going to think that all we...
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Good lord, every day.
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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